1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

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pisswaste:

me whenever i have to do anything

pisswaste:

me whenever i have to do anything

(via giidas)

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

(via french-problems)

Allons enfants du réseau WiFi
Le jour de gloire est arrivé
Contre nous de la tyrannie
Il est l’heure de tumbler en Français (bis)
Voyez-vous sur vos dashboard
Poster ces féroces blogueurs
Ils viennent jusque dans vos memes,
égorger l’omelette du fromage
Aux posts citoyens! Rebloguer vos bataillons!
Tumblons, Tumblons
Qu’un feed impur abreuve nos sillons.

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(x)

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oscar worthy

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twinking:

blowjobs makes your day but anal makes your hole weak

(via giidas)

deatheaters:

nobody said it would be this hard.

(via takemyhand-221b)

Robert Downey Jr and Exton Downey - Vanity Fair Behind the Scenes

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antisociallysplendid:

someone-not-me:

dent-arthur-dent:

drarna:

i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week

and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.

Without winning an oscar for either

somehow we always end up here

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